Bluefield Daily Telegraph, Bluefield, WV

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February 18, 2014

The Swiss Air Force is only available during office hours

It may have been a few centuries since Switzerland fought a war, but it still enjoys a reputation as a place that would be pretty difficult to invade. Its "mountain redoubt" isn't quite what it was in Cold War days, but the country still "maintains a system of about 26,000 bunkers and fortifications throughout the Swiss Alps meant to deter attacking armies." Get past the Alps, and you have to deal with a population where all men - and many women - have military training and quite a few have held on to their assault rifles just in case.

But Fortress Switzerland's reputation for impregnability took a blow this week, when an Ethiopian Airlines flight was hijacked by its asylum-seeking co-pilot and landed in Geneva. While Italian and French fighter planes were scrambled to escort the hijacked airliner through their airspaces, Switzerland's own F-18s remained on the ground throughout the incident.

Why? According to Swiss Air Force spokesman Laurent Savary, as reported by Agence France-Presse, it was after business hours:              

[T]he Swiss airforce is only available during office hours. These are reported to be from 8am until noon, then 1:30 to 5pm.

"Switzerland cannot intervene because its airbases are closed at night and on the weekend," he said, adding: "It's a question of budget and staffing."


               

So, if planning an aerial invasion of Switzerland, nights, weekends and lunchtimes are probably your best bet. Take note, Liechtenstein: http://bit.ly/1jDpV97.

               

        



 

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