On a story about the Boy Scouts delaying a decision on admitting gays:
• Usually when you hit your finger with a hammer, it hurts and you try to avoid doing it again. The Boy Scouts, it seems, haven’t quite grasped this fact, so they just keep on doing it to themselves again and again — Bill S.
On a story about an asteroid that will travel close to Earth:
• I wish Donald Yeomans would not have said, “No Earth impact is possible” unless he knocked on wood as he said it. Somebody once said that the Titanic was unsinkable — Donna G.