On a poll question asking if making moonshine should be illegal:
• Even though I don’t drink or smoke marijuana they should both be legal and regulated, for tax purposes as well as safety reasons — Cindy C.
• And it should be quality tested, too. I volunteer to be a taste tester! — Donna G.
• If most people knew the unsanitary conditions most ’shine is manufactured in, they would never drink it — William P.
On a poll question asking what should be the primary new mission of NASA:
• To find intelligent life in Washington, D.C.? — Scott H.
• Shipping all politicians to Mars — Adam H.